The Pancakes of A.C. Wise

So, A.C. Wise' google image search results have become inexplicably, abysmally mundane over the last time I checked in on her. This simply cannot stand.

Per tradition, I asked her to choose the form of the Destructor and she responded this year with "pancakes". Thus chosen, we find ourselves here. Happy Friday, and be warned, there is significant dispute whether you can drown such a nefarious entity with maple syrup, or if that simply makes it stronger, even if it is just a short stack.