Unbelievable gap: Laverne & Shoggoth

Oddly, a Google search suggests no one has ever thought to create a Lovecraftian parody set in Milwaukee based on the classic sitcom Laverne & Shirley or Happy Days. Not one instance of "Schlemiel schlimazel, cthulhu fhtagn!" or the Deep Ones in transition, Lenny & Squiddy. This is criminal, folks. Criminal. Well, I suppose I shall just have to add that onto my to do list now.